. . . Where shit's about to go down.
Why get involved?
Amazon employees have been fighting for better labor rights since 1999.
However, Amazon shuts down every attempt at unionizing.
Join our cause and demand Amazon to get their shit together.
What is our goal?
To inspire Amazon to be equally as employee centric as they are consumer centric.
How will we do it?
We also recommend
checking out S1:E3 of Patriot Act.
"Hasan explains how Amazon's monopoly in various fields and aggressive and sometimes shady business practices threaten to create a future where no one will be able to shop online or use any web service without going through them." -IMDB
Choose your role(s)
. . . Let's get shit done.
Power: Creativity + Expression
Info: The Artist is unique and passionate. They use creative expression to make progressive movements memorable.
Task: Create poems, paintings, songs, dances and more.
Power: Commitment + Pride
Info: The Flagbearer is passionate and bold. They help fund the mission by purchasing Poopazon merch.
All profits donated to unionizing efforts
Task: Choose a flag.
Power: Resources + Generosity
Info: The Angel is kind and generous. They share their resources for a better corporate tomorrow.
DISCLAIMER: It is important to note that the Amazon Labor Union (ALU) and Poopazon are separate entities. The ALU is not responsible for any content on this site.
Task: Support the mission in whatever way you can.
Power: Policy + Communication
Info: The Advocate is skilled and respectful. They jump through corporate and governmental hoops to make necessary change happen.
Task: Contact your state advocate.
Power: Experience + Empathy
Info: The Ethnographer is curious and courageous. They poop, contemplate, and share.
Would you risk missing quota and getting fired to take a bathroom break?
How would you feel pooping in a bag or peeing in a bottle at work?
Next time you're on the toilet, tell us what you think.
Bonus: Nominate a friend!
Task: Sh*t in solidarity. Do your thang, while you do your thang.
Power: Leadership + Connection
Info: The Organizer is strong in mind and outreach. They assemble a team and leverage their strengths to make an impact.
using the provided banner and description as inspiration.
Consumers unite for workers' rights!
Join us in your creatively-constructed robot suit of Amazon boxes to demand Amazon treat their employees better!
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Task: Create or join a local rally.
Power: Adaptability + Disguise
Info: The shapeshifter is fearless and cunning. They alter their online presence to spread awareness.
1. Download your disguise:
2. Transform your former social media profile pic to your new disguise.
3. Copy and paste the following in your new pic description:
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Changing my profile picture is a small token of support toward Amazon employees and their fight for workers' rights. Join me in this ridiculous endeavor to try and make Amazon better.
Check out poopazon.com for more info!
Task: Engage in temporary transformation.
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