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Wrong button.

Click here instead.

This is embarrassing

I forgot to link that button 🤦‍♂️ . . .

I think I put the one that works somewhere towards the bottom of the page.

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Yay! You made it here!

Guess what though?

I made another slight oopsy. 

Originally there was a glitch on the first email icon, but now it's fixed, so go click that!

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You did it!
 

Well, you kind of did it.

You must have missed our real email icon on the way down.

I think the button that works is actually toward the middle of the page..

oopsy.